I didn’t realize the rustling of my hair was due to the comment going over my head.

There’s only so much server space.

There was a piece on that yesterday. Do keep up.

Ehh, it wouldn’t matter. I hear the Dolphins are currently investigating ways in which they can win -1 games. 

Yes, the clock would continue to run but it would stop since the play resulted in a first down. The clock would then continue to run once the ball was made ready for play, not for the chains to be set as many people incorrectly assume.

There is no conceivable way that they would be able to get a a play run with a second left. People are incorrectly assuming that officials do not start the clock until the chains are set, that is not true. The clock begins running when the ball is made ready for play.

Of all the astounding things that have happened during Trump’s reign, perhaps the most jaw dropping as far as I’m concerned is how, in the minds of his followers and the GOP, he has managed to turn the FBI, CIA and NSA into a bunch of traitors who are run by the liberal deep state. And that his judgement alone is to…

I was not expecting chill U.S. Open ball person to be my Monday motivation to be upbeat and not to let little annoyances at my job get me down, but here we are.

Thank goodness we’re rid of weak Obama and his endless Apology Tours and complete abdication of American Sovereignty. It’s awesome to have a Strong, America-First President who is, uh, just waiting to be told how to proceed and whom to attack by another country.

Houston: Putting “landscaping” boulders along the street/drainage easement to block anyone from parking on the road in front of your house.

If only she had the foresight to do so in a public bathroom while screaming racial epithets, she would have been a-ok.

i mean is it really biting them in the ass? Theyre billionaires and until if/when they are in jail and poor they have not suffered any consequences. 

Also, we need a little more time to hide more of our assets.

“This settlement framework avoids wasting hundreds of millions of dollars and years on protracted litigation, and instead will provide billions of dollars and critical resources to communities across the country trying to cope with the opioid crisis.”

I’m following AP style, thanks.

From AP style:

Dumb question (I don’t really follow college ball), but it looks like he was being pushed backwards as he went out, even on the first tap. Wouldn’t the clock continue to run in this case -- i.e. the ref got it right? (But maybe my eyesight is bad.)

There is an easy and foolproof way to get students to come to early season, non-conference games... Schedule actual good teams from real conferences.

Last thing I need is the university thinking I took a 3 hour shit just because I passed out on the toilet again.

Confiscation is not a realistic possibility and nobody should be running on it. A ban on sales is probably the best we can hope for.