Yeah okay, sure. Next thing you’re going to tell me that computer hacking doesn’t consist of manipulating the graphics of a bunch of overlapping cubes.

Teachers teach because they love their students and want to help young people become respectable, responsible adults. Right?

I was born in New Hampshire and lived there until I was 23. Cocaine should probably be legal because there isn't much else to do. 

Counterpoint: this guy might be an idiot and a troll.

So you’re suggesting that it’s okay for a company with $26.962B market capitalization to steal?

Your job brings joy to me. So do it for free. It’s my right.

You can just click the “play” button on this highlight video and admire one sports man sending a whole bunch of opposing sports men to sports hell.

Reminds of Salt Lake and Mormons. I used to spend a ton of time in SLC and knew tons of Mormons and none of them drank or did illegal drugs but almost w/o exception they were all on prescription adderall and every other possible mothers little helper a doctor will give them.

From the Onion:

Hey, he moved the Israeli Embassy into Jerusalem. What else do you want? So what if he is buddy-buddy with a the Alt-Right? I mean, c’mon, we all have friends that are avowed Nazis.

“Listen, Karen, I’m telling you I only go there for the wings! Now, where are my jorts and off-white New Balance sneakers?”

“Dwight, you ignorant slut.”

That kid had learned that reaction when his dad, on “his Wednesday damn it,” sat down only to find out that they got “the only damn pregnant waitress in this whole Hooters."

You clearly have no idea how Dota works as I can tell... by the baseball talk and by the dumb shit you spitting out. A missclick is a missclick, and the draft is part of the match itself they ARE in the game. Its pretty much half part of the strategy, there is 100 heroes to choose from and they need to be on point…

Spending hours on this raid and getting some lame-ass drill sounds almost as bad as spending $60 and getting Fallout 76.

As someone raised on Mario Tennis, I blame it on the distinct lack of available Power Shots.

Finally, the league from Any Given Sunday is here for real! 

I play co-ed rec league softball, but it’s typically kids in their 20s, 30s, and 40s. For the first time last night we faced a batter in his 60s, and we could not for the life of us get that old fucker out. He probably looked out at the field and thought Imma splash these whippersnapper motherfuckers, because he put…

This reminds me of a story of the time Ted Williams was asked for an autograph by a young pitcher who had just struck him out, which is recounted in David Halberstam’s outstanding book, The Teammates. The relevant portion is pasted below from some random source on the Internet, but it seems accurate enough based on my…

Officers allegedly approached Garner because they thought that he could be selling loose cigarettes.