What do you mean "imagine"? Some of us do have to appear at press conferences after days at the office that didn’t go well. One time a couple years ago we had a run of days like that, but we faced our grim task as best we could and took our licks on the media circuit. Then one day the big boss (as in the boss’s boss’s…

It’s a hell of a lot better than living in Arlington. 

remember back when the conservative line was “it’s offensive to call them concentration camps”

Averages has nothing to do with what Bernie said, though.

It’s extremely rare that a cyclist puts anyone in danger by not being “experienced in driving in traffic.” It’s even more rare that a cyclist would put anyone besides themselves in danger by doing so. On the other hand, car drivers are piloting around several tons of metal at very high speeds, so when they fuck up…

Fair- What war did we recently win?

Vanessa Marin is a sex therapist.

But we’re America. We don’t do that shit. We drink Budweiser, grill bratwurst, and watch fireworks. Or shoot off some of the illicit kind while the cops sort of look the other way. No fucking tanks. 

Right because being physically /mentally exhausted with work and kids and other commitments has never made someone too tired for sex. I do not want to have sex while practically falling asleep and I absolutely do not want the person I’m with falling asleep during sex (I’ve experienced this and it sucks. How am I ever…

The US hasn’t had a large scale military parade like this since the end of WWII, so I have an idea.

Sure, the point is that bunching one of the most notorious examples of domestic terrorism in this country with some “fun facts” about the city where a baseball team is located is misguided at best. Emmett Till was a child whose “claim to fame” was his brutal lynching, and it’s a fame that was built on the image of his…

If it works long enough to get through another election cycle I’d imagine it’s “worth it” to them. Disgusting, but that would be my non-expert guess. 

Republicans so respect democracy that they used their gerrymandered majority in the legislature to almost immediately overturn the will of the people as expressed by their vote on Amendment 4. Is it because the name of the Democratic party is too close to the word democracy that they are so anti-democratic? Is that it?…

For example, unlike in past years, the Arlington Memorial Bridge will be closed, which is going to be a major headache for local motorists.

a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

Let’s use this bozo’s logic in some other situations

Kiké Hernández is single-handedly responsible for American sports media learning the importance of accents in Spanish names.

All good points, but Rapinoe also celebrated a goal too much, so who’s really the bad one here?