I’m sure this is intended primarily to benefit Seminole student-athletes, and I applaud their purest of motives.

The surveillance camera footage is floating around out there. No way this was a robbery. It was a straight-up assassination attempt.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a player who gets butthurt more often than Bumgarner.

Wrong. Every pitcher should be able to yell at hitters at the end of every at bat, regardless of outcome. Also, bat flips should be mandatory and backflips by fielders should be part of the WAR calculations and it should be required to watch every single thing Eric Thames did in Korea. 

The appropriate reaction would’ve been similar to that of Dodger Ross Stripling when Christian Yelich took a pretty good pitch of his and put it in the stands.

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

Counterpoint: make sure you are fucking on-sides?

...Is this post essentially arguing that football should just get rid of the offside rule? Or that somehow it becomes a completely optional rule for the referees? As otherwise I don’t really know what the point here was?

I was not aware that no team has ever scored three or more runs in the bottom of the ninth to secure a comeback victory. Thanks for that information!

1. “Yard Goats” is a great name:

No one takes professional baseball more seriously than amateurs.

It’s actually even more ridiculous than that. The IRS already gets the vast majority of the info it needs to calculate your taxes from your employer. You shouldn’t need to file anything at all unless you’re taking further deductions that they can’t account for (charitable donations, for example). They should send you…

This is going to keep happening until some of these fucks go to jail for manslaughter.

That the IRS is not allowed to provide on-line full filing services is the real crime.

Fuck these coaches. 

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Who would have possibly thought that arming a bunch of non-combatants with minimal training would rapidly become more complicated than “good guy shoots bad guy?”

If I am on the receiving end of a no-hitter, I am trying to break up said no-hitter by any means necessary.  I don’t care if we are losing 25-0, I am trying to break up the no-no whether it be a bunt, a bloop, or a blast.  There is none of this giving up to give the other team a no-hitter garbage that most people…

And since they were, in fact, playing in one of the bush leagues, by definition, isn’t this the proper venue to bunt in the 9th inning to break up a no-hitter anyway?