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From everything I’ve heard, the drive is to get there, no matter where you live in the area, is such a pain that it’s not worth it. Ten dollars less on admission when you still have to be stuck in traffic for an extra hour probably isn’t justifiable enough. Citation: I live in Brooklyn, about 1.5 hours on the train

The players have to perform if they expect the fans to show up. I mean, just look at their record...(takes own advice)

I think it’s her complete lack of concern for the guy she just drilled in the face that really caps it.

They also removed Birth of a Nation from their rain delay rotation.

r/iamverybadass

Then, they start looking. Even if your phone is turned off, cell towers can ping you to try to get a location.

I dont think cell towers can ping you when the phone is turned off.
but there probably is a record with the last cell phone towers you connected to?

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

Look, there’s only like four of us White Sox fans that hang out around here.  So could you please stop stealing my jokes before I think them up?

I fully support any player who wishes to run the bases like a maniac.

She then got lost while trying to find her way back to her car, but eventually set her sights on finding water instead once that search reached its third day—around the time cops and firefighters began looking for her. It was then that her situation grew dire as she fractured her leg and tore her meniscus after

I cant wait for a Democrat to take over so Republicans have a problem with this shit again

I went to an outdoor concert once in extreme summer heat, and I got dosed, presumably by one of the several people “helpfully” spraying water on fellow concertgoers to cool us down.

this is not even the most popular gif of Alex Len in warmups

I’d be upset too if I checked my local forecast, saw sunny weather all weekend, then traveled to a different place where it rained.

Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud

It’s not Klay’s contract, it’s a provision in the CBA that applies to everybody. 

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

“We don’t like the way he competes” Translation: He was pitching well and we were getting our ass kicked so we decided to throw a team tantrum.