hey did you realize that you put the decimal in the wrong spot

The inevitable incoherent Billy Haisley article 2 days after something awesome happened is the death knell for my interest in it.

The bar up the street from my place hosts a Tottenham watching club. Usually it’s kind of annoying because they’re standing around the screen and it’s a pain in the ass to get past them due to the set up. Yesterday, I didn’t really care because watching the 25 or so of them collectively lose their shit was kinda fun.

Seeing your name on a post about what should be an interesting topic is like getting a free steak dinner that’s been sautéed in piss.

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

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Something about that guy is very old-timey baseball. I don’t know how to explain it, but it felt like he was running with a pack of cigarettes in his shirt pocket the whole time.

Yeah this is beef tartare.

Paddack felt like he deserved the award and had been snubbed. We know this because he came right out and said so.

It’s not enough to have a hunting rifle locked up in the closet, or a pistol in a safe. To demonstrate how fervently you believe in owning the libs, you have to openly carry a firearm with you everywhere you go at all times. 

If they wanted to “bring gun-toters into the fold,” they’d stop with the ridiculous stances: “Trump for Emperor!” “Arm the dogs and, maybe, some cats!” “Russia believes in private gun ownership, too!”

Yo, Nancy — this is what happens when you take impeachment “off the table.”

I like to post this every once in a while

This isn’t really sportsmanship. The guy took a minor tumble which was obviously a flop.

Braun is a terrible human that deserves beer spilt on his head every time a pitch is thrown.

They would have been 12 goals behind Sheffield United on GD, this result made essentially no difference at all.

Even if Josh was being petty here, which he wasn’t, Steve Smith was literally the pettiest player ever so maybe stop throwing stones bro

meet, me in. Temecula?

I tried that once, but Janice in accounting beaned me with a stale muffin on our next call.

Tony Hawk is tied with Will Smith in my book as “G.O.A.T.”celebrity.