I think the real story here is that he was just now trying to figure out logistics of having his son there?

Dude... the abstinence only bullshit has to go.

Halfsies?

Yes

“When you’re called a Nazi, a bigot, a racist, a sexist, a transphobe, and a misogynist for absolutely no reason, and that kind of dehumanization occurs for literally years, needless to say it’s probably not the safest scene out there for me right now.”

The worst thing about all of this is watching them hitting the nail on the head by admitting he was in decline and then completely forgetting that fact. 

Well, fortunately all the republicans will be sure to back him up now that they know it’s a mental health issue.

He has definitely told people that all lives matter.

“In a sport of attrition, loyalty is bad for business.”

Jack, can you please finish the end of your headline?

That mustache though...

ooph

“Since we are too fucking lazy to include a list of 200-plus apps would be too long for us to include, we’re instead recommending that readers use this diagnostic tool from Lookout to check for the presence of BeiTaAd on their Android devices.”

It’s more of a money thing. Starters will routinely get five game suspensions meaning they miss their next start. This will effectively be a legitimate one or two game suspension. 

Hot take: there is no way that kid catches the ball

He somehow made the point while also missing the point. Very rare accomplishment.

The fucked up part about all of this was that he threw two sliders down and away before the attempted beaning and then rocked one wayyy up and in. No one would be saying much more about this if it had been a first pitch to the body.

This rule seems very odd to add considering the MASSIVE difference in the area behind home plate at every stadium.

Isn’t this where they landed the space shuttle in the notoriously accurate move The Core?

JFC... now I have to worry about the unwritten rules in video game tournaments? Hopefully the Cardinals don’t have a team anytime soon.