I’m not up in these rafters for my health.

“The women’s college gymnastics preseason training is well underway.”

People who use custom ring tones are assholes. Just use the factory settings or, better yet, keep it on silent or vibrate. I use the McGyver theme song for mine.

Down at the bank, cashing his donors’ paychecks.

“Fuck Jordan. Fuck Chaffetz. They’re both assholes.”

The linked article says the woman went outside to de-escalate the situation, and some followed her outside, and then a man punched her in the face. Everyone, including the victim, left before the police arrived. The victim returned and filed a complaint and provided a description and some license plates.

From here on out, whenever I hear “God Bless the USA”, I will think of her.

Look, it’s just about economic insecurity. And I’m sure there were good people in this group. Many sides, folks. Many sides.

I’m sure that this was all due to economic anxiety.

It’s almost as though these owners see their teams as the modern day plantations and their players the modern day cotton pickers. What a surprise!

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

Let me guess, they then ran off like the cowards they are.

And the entire series has always been about killing Nazis. And it’s been going since 1981.

I remember seeing some “reviews” in Metacritic where they gave the game zero points and said that it got that because it’s obviously made anti-Trump game about Trump supporters and it’s liberal propaganda.

I am so confused by this. Is the insinuation that he made up the death threats?

This story has really humped the shark.

As a Dodgers fan, I’m ok with the suspension being moved to next season. This has been such a fantastic series that I don’t think it needs this hanging over it. His eventual punishment fits the crime.

“Passengers, this is your Captain speaking. I’d like to welcome you to Flight 409, nonstop from LA to Sydney. For in-flight entertainment today, please give a big hand to Lee Greenwood, who will play ‘God Bless the USA’ for the next 14 hours…”

I just want the NyQuil to kick in and knock the hell out.

Man, I don’t think I even want to hear bands I like play on a plane. I just want the NyQuil to kick in and knock the hell out.