No, child abuse will be when I try to one up it by having my kid try it on ice skates.

Dear 90’s bro with the backwards hat: I feel ya.

The whole chain of events leading up to this fight was ridiculous. They tried (or at least Badko tried) fighting in front of the net. Both got sent to the box before any fight could get going. While in the box, they talked it out and agreed to fight upon exiting the box. Penalty ends, they both come out and…

You will admit though that 16 is more than 15, though right? I know we’re all divided in 2017, but can we agree on that?

I think he is referring to their soccer players. But omitting those two words was weird.

So, to play devil’s advocate here, if a sport doesn’t generate revenue for a school, why do they continue to offer it, and would those reasons change just because they had to pay some players some amount of dollars? In fact I would argue that only the revenue generating sports should be payed, and the rest would all…

Because of how the All Star game works now.

John Lackey’s let out farts longer than this game.

How are two NL teams playing in the World Series?

I’ve seen Yankee-Red Sox games have half-innings that lasted longer than this entire World Series game.

(moves the goal posts yet again)

Joe Buck is really getting good at reading the promos for the new Fox shows.

There was a callow youth last night who upbraided a writer for using the word ‘musher’ in a piece on the Itidarod, and who was driven to Google the term. He said he subsequently “figured it out”, which was an odd turn of phrase, since he could have figured it out from context what a musher is, but he didn’t really, he…

Christine Brennan reminds me of every MAGA chud that throws their hands up when they know they’re losing an argument and goes all WELL I GUESS WE’LL JUST PAY EVERYONE A MILLION DOLLARS.

“Flop down like an Italian” for the most oddly casual racism in an article this week.

I used to have an old uncle, ancient, and he and his buddies at the Kiwanis used to raise money for an organization for the mentally disabled. They’d solicit donations for “retarded little children.” Their hearts were in the right place, but it would make me wince nonetheless.

Inclusion of Carli Lloyd is just as dumb. She played just 8 of Houston’s 24 regular season games and only 586 minutes for the US women’s team (out of 1,170 total minutes) contributing a whopping 1 goal and 2 assists.

That’s why I abandoned TNG. They introduced the Borg as this unstoppable threat, and then pretty much ignored them. 11-year-old me said “fuck this,” and never looked back.

Serialization fixes the single worst thing about Star Trek; that nothing of significance ever happens. Every episode is wrapped up by the end and the characters come full circle.

It’s important to note that she also taught Gilly to read, later leading to her discovering Rhaegar and Lyanna’s secret marriage (even though Samwell totally ignored her at the time)