If Fight Club were filmed today it’d be over by the end of the first act when Ed Norton realizes that he is Tyler Durden after watching his first fight on Instragram after some douche canoe posted it. #thisdudeiscrazy #fightshimself

Ultimately, in the context of the game, this call did not really matter so much

Are you suggesting that $100 is a bad price for a tow? That’s really amazingly low. The tow truck driver has to be paid, the truck has to be paid for, the fuel to come get your friend, the time and ability to load and unload the car... $100 doesn’t go very far. I don’t even want to imagine the insurance costs that…

1. Run flats run for a rather limited range. 50 miles or so. So you pretty much have to drop what you’re doing and head over to get that fixed. Which can be difficult as flats can happen after hours, or on weekends.

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

If most college football players thought this way, the University of Hawaii would be undefeated every year.

Yeah, that $1 million of his own money that he gave to tornado relief a few years back doesn’t count anymore.

fired, but not arrested for assault. not stuck with a record for violent assault for the rest of his life. not put in prison for 2+ years for violent assault and not forced to remain in the state for another 2 years while hes on parole if he even gets parole.

how many cops that commit crimes ever actually do any jail…

Also, define “fabricate.” For my conservative relatives and friends, “fake news” means “Tillerson calling Trump a moron shouldn’t be a 24/7 news story,” not, “it didn’t happen.”

Very relatedly: 46% of voters think the media fabricates news stories out of whole cloth, according to a depressing new Politico/Morning Consult poll.

And the Karolyis didn’t know. Sure and neither did Paterno.

I’d mock you, but I have an uneasy feeling that you might be my accountant.

how is it so easy for you people to make it so easy to mock you?

Go back to school, herb:

Gonzales should sue since he’s the victim; and I’m betting he could use the money.

The public has a pretty short memory these days.

Great, now he’s gonna fucking run for president.

Rick Pitino claims that this is what made him lose in integrity in the public’s eyes!

It’s the implication, man. All about the implication.