Or like a genius. He gets to deflect blame for any questionable in game decisions. While also looking tough, and “all in” with his players by sticking up for them.

You failed to mention John Farrell getting tossed like an idiot.

Haha. And remember, he had a press contingent with him and his staff told the reporters to stay on their buses because there “might be an early departure from the game.” Meaning, he and his staff knew all along he was only flying there to waste money and time. It’s interesting that the press corps is reporting how he…

It all comes down to the opinion of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

There have got to be better ways of making money than a weeks long effort to get your ass beat by one of the largest men on Earth.

Watching the fan take off his hat in preparation to fight a NFL player just really tickled me for some reason.

Also, the safety is the only play in football where players celebrate by impersonating the referee.

He looks like a stale, old marshmallow that just found out a lesbian couple bought the house next door.

The pool reporters were not allowed out of the transport vans at the stadium because this was a planned PR stunt and the logistics folks knew VP would be leaving ASAP

He looks like a dollop of sour cream that forgot it’s reading glasses.

Also he fucks horses.

In all honesty people should leave Colt/49er games as early as they can.

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

They definitely needed some free advertising. I’d never even heard of this MacDougal’s place until Rick & Morty brought it up.

“The trial never ends”

Jesus H Christ. It’s going to be really tough to argue for our species’ continued existence when supreme beings from outer space inevitably show up and put all of humanity on trial for shit like this.

Heh. It’s going to be funny* to watch 4,000 R&M fans threaten to rape your family because you called it Rick & Marty. 

“There are worse horror stories, too; people are reporting fights breaking out, lines blocking traffic...” people driving for 40 minutes and then spending an hour in line...

SimpleFlips is behind going into Bowser In The Sky. The YouTubers are at Bowser before he’s even in the pipe. They choke and he pulls through. Given the context, I would call that close.