Jeez those people of Puerto Rico are sure ungrateful. Trump randomly tossed out 5 or 6 rolls of paper towels for Godsakes. What the fuck more do they want?

43,000 people attended this game, but it’s small-time.

So this article was written solely so Haisley could refer to MLS as a small-time soccer league, right?

“Oooh- right in the kublerosses!”

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/846214230026178564

His brother was ecstatic when he had the fine print explained to him:

The writers would undoubtedly think it’s Altuve’s time for the MVP, since he’s both great and has been in the league for a few years already. Judge is a rookie and I’ll bet some writers think it’s too early to give him the MVP.

I’m curious, what point do you think you’re making? That if a liberal shoots someone, that means we don’t need gun control? I have no idea what relevance you think this has.

Way to miss the point. WHO CARES the politics of who shot him? How is that even remotely relevant?? The politics of the shooters aren’t the problem politics now. The GOP continues to be willfully ineffective against gun violence. At best, they’re indifferent at worst they encourage it. Either way, they’re part of the…

He’s made it this far without contracting a venereal disease. Who am I to question his methods?

I am no Jeter fan, but I gotta tell you guys, this whole thing comes across as just a little too snar——— JESUS H. CHRIST look at that hand sanitizer! What the fucking fuck? WHAT? WHY?

“stock prices for gun manufacturers in the US rise after almost every mass shooting”

ABC news tried it out, turns out even the guys with a good bit of training don’t do very well.

If the residents of Centralia hadn’t abandoned the town and just dealt with their feelings that coal mine wouldn’t still be on fire today.

I’m a gun owner in a rural state with incredibly lax gun laws and I can say with authority that literally every gun owner I know already owns ear protection. They are cheap as dirt and extremely effective, unlike suppressors which are still loud enough to damage your hearing.

reeling from the loss of his father and the almost-loss of his million-dollar estate

Eh... They’ll just ignore it. Like how the military wants to research and prepare for the effects of global warming, but Congress said no.

To be fair to Obama, he wore a lot of hats. Dictator, Muslim, secret Muslim, terrorist, Kenyan, secret terrorist Kenyan, Hitler, Stalin.

Maybe they can post the link to the FB page so we can all join.

So visiting a page on the internet is enough to make you the target of an investigation by this regime, but it was Obama who was the tyrant dictator?