Until the dongs shrivel up like last year.

Depending on the duration of her stay, it may raise some flags about a person coming here in a non-employment visit and not having a means of income. Did she have a return flight scheduled? Were they asking if she could afford to return?

It’s been 20 years...

It seems trivial, yes, but holy shit. Can you really not even be bothered to correct an article when someone gives you the fucking correction?

I’m an American citizen and have been detained twice. Once by a European government entering their country and once coming back to the country from Africa. That’s approximately 33% of my overseas international visits.

The bat v. ball comparison is actually pretty fucking valid. Granted, you should only be allowed one bat swing per mound charge. After that, it is definitely assault.

Well fuck

I came here for the napkin math of a body at a free fall at 3200 feet.

Is there any backing to the NFL claims of $80 million in economic impact? Where are those estimations from?

This is like the 100th similar statement but I am super excited to see another good heavyweight come into the mix. Boxing needs more competition at this level.

There’s a small city inside of Houston called Bellaire. The cops are notorious for all traffic violations and drive around in brand new white tahoes with dark white lettering. It’s a true bitch.

Pretty sure this was a story arc in Entourage

That was how you tamed horses... like in real life. Sometimes there was a lasso. Often times not.

Is that a full pole vault setup in his backyard?

Is there any precedent for him going after the radio station that told everyone the name his business on the air?

One could argue that it took several more minutes of being embarrassed on the court than had they just done nothing...

I wish the bill would open up to all universities that receive public money. What happens if something like this happens at Rice, TCU, or SMU?

The season tickets will be a tough one to go by because I’d be willing to bet that 90% of season tickets are sold out to casinos, strip clubs, hotels, etc... just to give to clients. What’s not sold out will be secondary market nightmares.

This reeks of a rule someone’s partner created after they cheated.