He gets to advance at the umpire’s discretion. There’s no set amount of bases you are awarded.

Is everyone too hungover to write any articles?

This seems to be a pretty rational idea. No idea if they actually planned for it but there may be some sort of issue with tracking people directly across a street/bayou/private property. As it stands now, people more or less use current paths and walkways. It would be pretty hard for people to be level headed about…

Can we all agree that was a horrible radio/television call? Do we have the Spanish version somewhere? I know anything won’t be as good as the true Icelandic version but damn that was boring.

#science

You know the former record was in the article right? Or did Stef add it later?

Why not wait for their buy one get seven deal?

Why not wait for their buy one get seven deal?

Why comment when you could just not?

Good on WWE for the swift action. Kind of surprising. Is that uncommon for them?

Springer also had a potential game changing throw to the plate in the 5th inning.

#KluweAlert

Do you have a #ChrisKluwe alert set up on all Gawker sites?

Clay Travis in an attic doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.

Is there a break in the song that somehow causes people to think it’s over? I’m genuinely curious about this.

Being a live college mascot is pretty sweet. Most have top of the line habitats and vet care. See: A&M, Colorado, UT, LSU, etc.

Just got fired. Yikes.

I can get behind a lot of anti-waco/anti-baylor things, but please don’t bring Dr Pepper (no period) into this. It’s a gem in a bowl of shit.

$4,600... holy shit.

Mouth-guards can also help prevent concussions... although on this hit, one might not have helped other than the mouth biting.

The deal for the USB does not include the one that has the ethernet connection. Basically your standard 4 port USB hub. Nothing too special on the price.

The deal for the USB does not include the one that has the ethernet connection. Basically your standard 4 port USB…