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Geoff Greene
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Yup, not going in the ocean again.

Or the CW costume department saying, yeah, we didn't like it either but how much budget do you think they gave us for Diggle's disguise? The first three seasons we had him wear a black ski mask!

Why is King Shark bullet proof? Because if bullet proof sharks are actually a thing I'm never going into the ocean again.

"You guys, I just read this book by Alexandre Dumas and I think I've solved our writer's block."

I hacked the writers boxes a la Smoak. Because, Internetz.

Driver: "I think we're being tailed."

If the man in the mask doesn't have a power that is blocked/stopped by the mask, having the character in the mask is just a big middle finger to the audience since there is no reason Zoom would do that otherwise.

Barry: "The portal is closed, I've saved the day!"

As soon as he enters CCPD, Barry gets distracted.

I'd have to rewatch the scene but from memory, I think he puts down his gun but whatever device he had was in his pocket….which he never used.

So, Team Flash just does not give a fuuuuuuck about plans do they?

Harrison Wells: "For the last fucking time, yes things are different here on Earth-2, people are different, your past is not the same as their past, please stop saying it out loud like a couple of country bumpkins. My daughter's life is on the line."

Barry et al about to cross over to Earth-2:

The same filter Limitless uses to indicate that Brian is on NZT.

"Dad! Thanks for coming to my presentation and not to, you know, my bedside when I got shot a couple weeks ago. I'd call you the worst Dad ever…..but Malcolm Merlyn has that title perpetuity."

I have a hard time believing Malcolm Merlyn's protestations about how much he has sacrificed for Thea when the genesis of her problems began with Merlyn hypnotizing her, using her to kill Sara and getting the League involved.

"If you want to be a Bird of Prey, you need to bang the Green Arrow. True story." - Oliver Queen.

The moral difference between The Turtle mummifying and collecting people and Team Flash collecting all the metahumans in the particle accelerator turned jail isn't as big as Barry's smug grin might imply. Gotta collect them all!

And twice with the "Guess he's not much of a detective."

"Do you think it's a good idea when you're fighting crime to bring a date? *pause for dramatic effect*Ahhhhhhhhh I'm just messing with you, of course it is. Also, do you think it's a good idea where you're going to literally have to ditch her to run home and grab your super suit? Honestly asking here."