Idk if this phenomenon is due more to the reasons you’ve listed, or the fact that both of these free agents are renowned assholes who bring little to no leadership to the table.  They both seem like bad juju.  

Why is this not the latest addition to the Deadspin NBA Shit List?

Their Spatchcocked Lemon Rosemary chickens are the damned truth! Yes, I am aware that the word “cock” is in there.

Zing. Great shade toss right there.

Rock-solid take, sad as it is, and Kap is a Wisconsin guy to boot.

I’d want to drink too if that asshat were my boss.