Looks like a Mercedes SL and a Boxter had a baby that’s eating a kidney

Did you just assume his IQ?

* insert Alanis Morissette song *

Every good story needs a dickhead

Nice price! Let mufflers be your crack pipe

Impossible. We all know Kimi doesn’t give any.

I watch too little Discovery channel nowadays, didn’t even know what I was looking at from that picture..

But.. it already looks clean! Maybe I need to somehow get this layer of grime off my monitor somehow ..

When your ass hits the wall I believe it’s called overweight

I think they might have forgotten they have it!

The fact he seems more worried about his kitchen probably warrants some of those warnings as well

You mean making edgy comments on a car site didn’t really catch on?

Only in Eastern Europe the words ‘Alfa’ and ‘common sense’ are used in one sentence unironically

She got the chhweeet outta that shirt and into a lamborghini

No spoilers for next Dark Souls expansion pls!

You’re sick!

Wasn’t a great move merging like that and ofcourse we, on our high keyboard horses would prefer he used his turn signal. If, however, you notice the man merging and you still intend to block him off, even when you see his lane stopped moving, you most definitely have become the jerk in this scenario.

I say Fiesta like it’s a party ... but inside I die a little

Porsche Ohne Energie Schluss und Offnen Getrieb?

It’s not like getting groceries... How the hell would he raise all this money in a week without alerting all kinds of tax authorities to his stashes.