Ya’ll scared of the beyhive? Prince is #1 and it’s not close. 

“That’s it. I’ve had it with these Ryder Ringor snakes on this Jagger Firkus plane!”

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Very fitting for Cadillac. Even their logo will be an empty shell of its former self.

“And that’s not all! The magazine also reported it had to replace the front-right tire on the car after a bubble popped up in the sidewall, at a cost of $275. A rock also cracked the windshield, which was further $1,209 repair, and the diff replacement was ultimately only $169 for the regular service, since it was…

I wouldn’t be surprised, though, if Rackstraw turned out to be Doobie Keebler.

Look, it was either Jimmy James or Adam West. We all know this.

Ron Zertnert?

He’s a very supportive father

Obvious qualifiers about furries, juggalos, etc. notwithstanding, in its own incomprehensibly bizarre way, this is actually kinda sweet.

Violent J is a good dad for doing this.

Bless you, Violent J.

Quindarious Gooch forever.

Gee, I’m real sorry your career blew up, Ricky.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

The ending of Adventure Zone: Balance and Wonderful! are my high points of the year.

You know what else follows laws of attraction?

That loud thumping sound you hear as you read this is not the drums of hell, but Jim Cornette’s heart trying to leave its chest out of pure fury and rage.

I can’t think of a journey long enough to need a sleeper. The Shinkansen in rapid. Maybe Tokyo to Sapporo?

Did he keep fighting after he got knocked out? If not, the NFLs is worse.

None of these are a 2000s Buick LeSabre and are therefore wrong.