“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers with the heat of a thousand habaneros.

Substance abuse + addiction + affluenza = Johnny Manziel. It’s kind of sad because he’s such a shit stain but you keep wondering what could have been. We see it all the time with these guys. Like Josh Gordon or Ricky Williams, even (or moreso). Super talented guys that stand to make all the money in the world if they…

I think part of it is that after eight years of embarrassing moments and anti-intellectualism in the White House, a funny intellectual is the course correction so many of us thought we needed.

I love him so much. I’ve never been so sad to see a president go.

It was the right thing to do. Thanks for taking one for the team.

God dammit, and I just voted (strategically) for this guy... I’m trying to keep Trump from winning all of the delegates in WI, and I couldn’t stomach voting for Cruz.

My mom says I’m a catch.

So you admit Rubio’s a chicken.

This Kinja is about as great as Rubio’s campaign.

“Is it because you know he would have waxed the woman you’ll all end up voting for?”

The son of immigrants, who sniveled his way to some prominence, only to to be smashed under the slanderous bootheel of a billionaire.
He really lived the American Dream to its fullest.

Do not cry. Please do not cry. I promise you that this is so much better than Cruz. I know it seems like cold comfort but when it comes down to narcissist buffoon vs dictatorial sociopath, I’m going with the buffoon every time.

I love how impish Stephen is though. Like, he KNEW Casey was being ridiculously testy and could have stopped that line of jokes to save the interview. But instead, he clearly wanted to push the limit of how ridiculously testy he could get this guy to be on television, probably partially out of principle and partially…

I love this comment. And I’d like all of you to love this comment too. And so tonight, when you hit your knees, please ask God to love it.

It’s all well and good to express doubt about this being the white reaction to the song. But by claiming that “most white people have no opinion on this song,” you’re doing the same thing you accuse others of doing, i.e. speaking for a giant group of people whose views you really don’t know. Maybe you should stop to…

Well, I agree that a party delegation constitutes a form of voter suppression. But I’m pretty far out there in left-libertarian anarcho-socialist green party territory. In the 21st Century, there is no need for a delegation or even an electoral college to speedily and accurately assess votes and enact the will of the…