She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

Definitely join a masters team! I’ve been swimming competitively since I was 6, so joining a masters team was a no brainer for me, but there is a huge range of abilities on our team — from literally learning to swim to people trying to place at masters nationals. You get the benefit of a coach to work on your…

I am really getting sick and tired of this shit. Leslie Jones is a national treasure and one of the coolest ladies ever. I love her and no one deserves abuse like this (except the hackers).

Because, if it were nine feet wide, it’d be an S-9.

Nope, not bothered. In fact, I can’t wait for the Nissan Tit. I’m going to motorboat it. I mean, tow my motorboat with it.

You missed your chance to piss him off.

I remain 100% against the death penalty.

I skimmed it, all I recall was a Mustang with stuck brakes, Florida and someone having to beat off......

If you think that measuring the real truckness of a vehicle is whether or not it can haul or tow, I must ask you where you have been for the last 20 years.

is Ted Cruz groping himself?
“...and the hooome of the...HHNNNNGG *tweaks nipple* bb-b-b-brraaaave...uuhhhhhhyeaaah”

I love my cargo shorts. I’m a middle-aged dad; we automatically receive a pair in the mail on our birthday.

Grand pappy approves.

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

With the Alonso angle, I’m sure being there was a place he would rather have been.

Lets have a thousand dollars worth of cameras and wiring and computer modules instead of a .50 cent piece of glass. Brilliant.

Me and Zanardi actually shared the same prosthetist (RTM Ortopedia in Budrio). The guy currently running the place isn’t bad when it comes to setting up whole prosthetics, but he’s a bit backwards when it comes to socket design. The original prosthetist who ran it (Franco Ferri) passed away a few years ago, but damn…