No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

The author’s copy is basically borrowed from things you overhear at Cars & Coffee.

If pay is supposed to be commensurate with the quality of the performance, she should make at least double what he makes.

“Not available in your country”?

The Nissan 300ZX (Z32) had a squared-off blob for its wheel. No doubt it had something to do with early mass-produced airbags dictating their size and shape.

Feel free to take my Jalopcard for this, but after getting a fair amount of seat time behind the wheel of my wife’s CVT-equipped Murano, I just don’t understand the CVT hate. From reading constant stories from Jalopnik and its ilk, I had assumed that driving that car would be terrible and that her car would be an…

OF COURSE the million mile Toyota Tundra is beige.

Correct. Coffey did fantastic work. The car is fully seam welded and has large amounts of tube and plate reinforcement, including (not not at all limited to) the bad dog frame rails. The car has and will be used hard, and is rock solid. This was 5 days before shipment after a 3 year preparation, we sure as hell…

I may need to send a ‘lump.

I know the feeling. We were driving home from the hospital and we were both blown away and scared. They told us goodbye on our third day and left us with the only instruction of don’t shake the damned thing.

“They just let us walk out with a baby.”

Almost have my car back to fully operational status and my daughter…

Kids love donuts. Just sayin’.

So sad about John Coffey, the guy that built most of this beast. He passed just a couple weeks ago. John Benton had a memorial gathering at his shop this past weekend.

I suspect it’s a common ailment among classic car owners- drumophobia.

RedBull - It can also take back your wings.

But the Subaru part is one badge. I mean, I suppose it could become multiple badges.

Oat Rub Buckus is at least .04% funnier.

Re-apply those letter after running through an anagram generator. You could be driving A Oat Bub Ruckus or many other hilarious things.

It’s a common name, like Smith.