Dramamine and whiskey

Does the radio have a button for Bill Pullman’s “Independence Day” speech?

Can’t speak for Bradley, but around Albuquerque, if you stop paying for electricity, the utility will slap an NSRES (not safe for residence) sticker on your house and throw you out.

I’m genuinely concerned for the longevity of the big stupid V8, because of its reliance on plastic air guides and a billion radiators (excuse me, “heat exchangers”). I’ve seen lots of cars on the road with plastic air guides just hanging off, scraping the road, with seemingly oblivious owners just driving about their…

You’re welcome to your opinion, but the world in which a 600+HP boosted LS motor lasts longer than 100k miles isn’t this one.

I don’t think I’m being disingenuous with anything. This small block is boosted to within an inch of its life, loaded up with every variety of electronic gee-gaw, and then heat-managed by a computer that’s going to assume all of those air guides are in place and intact, that the coolant’s been changed in the last 30k…

“will be cheaper to maintain”?

It has to stand out in a crowd. I’m a custodian of a vast array of weird old slow shit, and that’s the way I like it. I won’t ever accidentally put my key in someone else’s door, because I’ll guarantee I’m the only one in that parking lot with either: a 1967 GTO, a 1969 Datsun Roadster, a 1971 240Z, a 1992 300ZX, or a…

I bought my current daily driver (a ‘95 Audi S6 avant) with 260k, and it’s almost around the 300k bend now.

I use snow tires (Nokian Hakkapellita R3) on my ‘95 Audi S6 in the snow (or when I’m going skiing), but for the bulk of the time, all seasons are good enough in Albuquerque.

It was the middle of his retelling of “The Aristocrats”, and it was semen, not cream.

I just did my 240Z front to back with new copper (from a universal kit from Summit that ended up being useful only for its copper content) and a very excellent connector kit from Vintage Connections (http://www.vintageconnections.com/).

I also ended up having to make a jumper harness between the dash, engine…

Yikes! Power to your dad for making it through that one. I only had enlarged lymph nodes over my kidneys/aorta, so there wasn’t any call to crack my ribs.

Yeah, that’s my original belly button. Stuff doesn’t really line back up as original when the doctors split you along the middle, unfortunately.

I think I’m at terminal length (in that I can’t really deal with it if it gets any longer), but the mask thing doesn’t bother me all that much. I’m happy with the beard as is.

Thanks, I enjoy making adults and children laugh at the pool.

I had metastatic testicular cancer about 10 years ago, which resulted in a surgical scar from my pelvis to my sternum. I beat the cancer, and contemplated a decoration for a couple years. For some reason, a working lunch turned down this road, and I told my boss at the time that I was going to get an alien tattooed,…

I really don’t care how much a particular part costs as long as its getting the job done.

I would configure it to be a C4 S6 with all the RS2 goodies, like the one I drive now.

Great, now it looks like a Hitler ‘stache instead of the underside view of a scrotum.