Off road strollers are a thing, but not Jeep branded Our kids hit the trail in a Kool Stride, which was a jogging stroller made by Kool-Stop, better known for bicycle brakes.

I still think the most extreme procedure is the Bugatti Type 35 where you drain the oil, heat it on a stove and then refill the car with it before starting. Although starting modern racers with computers, auxiliary coolers etc looks more like a rocket launch than "kick the tires and light the fires"

The XK engined cars were definitely sports cars, but Jaguar doesn’t have any GT cars worthy of the name right now either. 

Is there a substantial secondary market for Tesla coffee cups?

Since Peter Stormare and Clive Owen have already been nominated, my other favorite is the James Bond style Sterling ad with Patrick MacNee and the punch line “I suppose you were expecting somebody else"

Tourons of Yellowstone should have some good content of this. I constantly find myself torn between seeing the geysers and Biain and not wanting to suffer the crowds.  I  sometimes despair of my fellow man. 

I feel like Jaguar died when they canceled the F-Type. A sports car company with no sports car has lost its raison de etre.

I immediately thought of VW’s deals with K2, Trek, and First Act but those did provide usable things. The Trek and K2 cars had a roof rack and either a bike, skis or a snowboard and the First Act had a guitar. Fashion brand editions sound right. 

Cars are more expensive than ever, interest rates are high, and real wages are down due to inflation. Fewer people can afford new cats so demand is down, supply is up. Reverse inflation and lower interest rates and people will buy cars again.

Repaint it appropriately and call it The New Speckled Hen. 

I am amused, because I never expected to hear Toyota Stout and SEMA custom in the same sentence.

The Yamaha and the GTI call out to me, the A2 is the last generation I feel a connection to and I like street singles.

It's the camel's nose under the tent. If they can charge 29 cents tax, what will stop them charging $2 next year?  Also if you live in a rural area you can't always get it from the store yourself.  

Hot and high rated helicopters exist and agencies may to buy them. Essentially more engine, less weight and reduced lift and range. An Airbus H125 can fly at up to 122 Fahrenheit with reduced performance,

The driver accidentally engaged Cars & Coffee mode

If the punters want full luxury why not take their money. There's a long tradition of that. I  saw an ad in the late 90s for Tommy Hilfiger's 93 Defender 110 with full leather interior. 

To me the only valid G-Wagen is a diesel or maybe a 280GE from when it was a utility vehicle.  The "baller" V8 models leave me cold

The Daihatsu HiJet Deck Van has that, I'd upload a picture but Kinja won't let me

This stuff only stops when C level executives go to jail, and corporations are forcibly broken up

You’ve got a typo in there. Springfield and Eugene are in Lane County. Lake County is on the other side of the Cascades and has more cows than people.