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The Kinja Assassin
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It’s like every time there’s an election, the Clintons see it as some kind of batsignal that compels them to swoop in and ruin the day.

Yeah, there was no point to this. It just proves to the Right that they can get under her skin. Anyway, they really don’t care about her heritage. They’ll still use it as an issue to attack her credibility. And given this is the age of Trump, it’ll probably get racist too. You know the debates about the Washington

....Bill should have stepped down at the time. Clinton said she did “[a]bsolutely not” think her husband should have resigned, and when Dokoupil asked if she thought it constituted an abuse of power, Clinton said no, noting that Lewinsky “was an adult” when she and Bill Clinton had a sexual relationship.

There were reports that Diana was tested to confirm whether she was a virgin (and I’m guessing also if she was fertile) before marrying Charles. Also, both Kate and Meghan were rumored to have their fertility tested on orders of the Queen before she would consent to their marriages, but that’s never been officially

I imagine he’ll let her keep the ring, but he’ll get the badge back. If neither one of them can keep the pig, for whatever reason, hopefully Piggy Smalls ends up in an animal sanctuary. Jon Stewart can take him in! (BTW I think the new Dr Dolittle movie should be a documentary about Jon Stewart at his sanctuary. I’m

“Danny Amendola went limp and played like a slug. It was his only defense.” Christmas Story narrator.

Is she a vampire? I haven’t seen a single picture or video without her wearing her sunglasses. Anyway, this might be the best way to handle this. Just bring her back to the store with everyone else in the community for a public roasting. (Figuratively, not literally. Unless of course she bares her fangs and unleashes

I watched the bodega footage. There’s a part where she’s talking to the mother off-screen and she (Cornerstore Caroline) does this weird gyration thing. Then the mother storms back in to truly give her a piece of her mind. That’s when Caroline calls the police. And that’s why she really called the police. Because a

Him?

I remember watching this movie as a kid. It was a weird movie. For the most part, it was your standard family film. Whoopi’s character ends up working as a housekeeper to Neil’s family. She becomes a mother figure to Neil’s character. (His parents have kind of checked out after a family tragedy.) But then there was

I’m guessing they didn’t ask her any questions about Taylor Swift which is probably the only thing people are curious about.

Hmm. I guess if they haven’t reported it to the credit bureau, it might be out of statute. You can still either send them a dispute letter at which point they’ll have to provide documentation to prove the debt and/or send them a cease and desist letter. I’d probably just send them the C & D. If the debt is invalid and

There’s nothing unethical about demanding her microphone back and then lecturing him about acting like a child. Republicans are stocked full of these man children acting like buffoons and they need to be called on their shit.

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Huntsman spider! The legend! I think having one of those haunting your car is a rite of passage in Australia.

I was actually surprised she hasn’t been inducted yet.

I was going to say the same thing. Not even 30 and she has had one impressive career arc. Director of Communications for the White House and now an executive VP/CCO for a major media company. And all because she was willing to “steam the pants” of a 70 year old man. Never let your dreams just be dreams I guess. Steam

Here’s the thing. Republicans will vote for an alleged child molester. We rightfully give them shit for it, but the reason why they’ll do that is that they know the most important thing in politics right now are the number of seats held in Congress. They’ve known this for decades. It’s why they have done and continue

They won’t vote for Cramer, they just won’t vote at all and that hurts her just as much and is a product of her six years in the Senate.

I’m not going to cut off my family. I love them. They raised me. When I’ve been down, they’ve been there for me. When they’ve been down, I’ve been there for them. I’m not going to throw them away over Trump.