Nirvana seems simple. I mean it's just Black Sabbath and the Beatles with a good singer. But Kurt used a lot of modal mixtures that added interest to three chords.

Why are people dancing and head banging? Where are all the cell phones?

This is the city where a banana peel was thrown when a black hockey player was on the ice. Nice to know Canada isn't perfect.

You're running Windows.

Android dominates, public charging stations.

What's worse is the people who get there news from drudgereport.com . They use those words in the comments and actually mean it. Those people are scary.

As long as I don't see them tortured or killed, I'll eat them.

Maybe he was too handsome for her, and she freaked?

I'm sorry. I meant obsession with CONTROLLING genitals.

How's that an opinion? It's the truth, and Papal edicts, Jewish law, and other faith based garbage throughout history show obsession with dicks and vaginas.

Western religion is obsessed with genitalia. Dick cutting is savagery based on pre-Enlightenment myths, and if it wasn't for religion people wouldn't really care about it anymore — Son of Abraham, and touching yourself is a sin kind of bullshit.

I don't need ABS because I can pump the brakes on my own.

The OS of enterprises who don't want to pay for real Unix.

Your statement implies that Apple is superficial function over form. You act like they are Dell boxes with some subjective beauty about it.

They've been teasing us for over 10 years about their version of Newton Computing. Get on with it already.

You mean like a glass trackpad that handles multiple gestures and feels nice, aluminum unibody construction, magsafe connector, Rosetta, Inkwell, Rendezvous, AirDrop, consistent keyboard chording, Plug n Play that actually works, miniaturization, touch that actually works, WIMP, WISIWYG, an OS with SVR4 compatibility,…

A modernized eMate 300.

A Cintiq that's small and cheap and finger friendly, Bluetooth, has white wires, and looks like a giant iPod touch.

Through tracking their activity through Google services and running the data through some proprietary algorithm.

Adults who aren't pretending to be children anymore.