But he’s not the kind to kiss an tell.

Off the top of my head I can think of at least one person who was definitively less comfortable than her at the scene...

“I am not as comfortable with this one as the last one.”

Germans can be surprisingly whimsical at times. My old Audi had “SMILE” etched in the rear view mirror. And it worked.

Germans would not allow a fly to be on the wall.

Believe it or not, there are chemical treatments that can neutralize the oxidation without changing the appearence, and then you seal it with a matte clear a coat. So you maintain the “patina” without the continued rusting.

I love that the underhood arrangement is in the shape of a V8. Classy!

Damnit. I want this. To me this thing is cooler then any 6+ figure car I’ve ever seen (in person or in print). I never felt bad that I couldn’t afford the latest Ferrari quatrofolienflameblowupanello or whatever but the want for this thing right here is emanating from deep within my loins.

Counterpoint. So pretty.

We have learned so much about you today 

Nope

Don’t you have parents or girlfriend who’ve told you those shoulder length dreadlocks look disgusting and are certainly not attractive…

Negative Ghostrider. this one is bought for the rarity and ridability, if you want a good touring bike with lots of HP, there are tons better rides than an ST1100.

And one for shitgibbon 

At this point, I’m even down with the mouthful those arseholes again!

A star for cockwombles

It doesn’t, but it does make the white male judge feel powerful. Oh, and it hurts the lifetime job chances of yet another young black man for making a minor and relatively common mistake.

Thanks for making my attempt at a joke into a statement about your fragile masculinity.

My buddy is trying to get me to a track day. I will show him this and say “na man, dust”

70° Celsius is 158° Fahrenheit...