“The Queen will not let Donald and Melania Trump sully the good sheets at Buckingham Palace”

I loves me some Siouxsie. I just spontaneously grew some rather elaborate eyeliner just from listening to that.

It’s got speeding hips.

I didn’t even know “The Riches” had been rebooted; but I’m here for it.

Also, rest in peace Mike. No one gave the cold dead mackerel stare like you.

I cannot overstate how hilarious I would find it if they put that ornament on this:

Physics might take our bumpers and our tires; but it will never take our FREEDOM!

The doctors were just trying to #BeeBest

The motorsport where I MOST want to see closeup drone footage: MotoGP

I’m not really into trucks.

Even worse, the python was only caught because of an oblivious sex partner. According to the Washington Post, researchers in the Everglades have been attaching radio transmitters to male pythons, who then lead the researchers to breeding females. Hence, this particular python’s demise.

Alouette Vettel pirouette

Yes, that can happen.

Yep, and they should if found guilty. With that said, this was a pretty jarring juxtaposition on Google News:

Now THAT livery is a coat of many colors.

One member of the Alqonquin Round Table had an answer for everything:

There’s no Ashley Diffey “Six-speeds, motherfucker!” DLC for Dirt 4, and I’m mad about it.

Totally agree - the price is out of line. With that said...