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I haven’t belly-laughed so hard in YEARS. This show slays me.

I’m disappointed they didn’t take a page from the Harley EV playbook AND play off the common mispronunciation, and call this thing the “Jagwire.”

Really High Intakes, Normally...Oxygenated?

Honestly, I think anytime the world remembers, it scratches its head one more time.

It’s a matter of time before their long-lost cousin shows up wanting to wet his beak as the official music director for GainesTV.

...blockchain.

We need to go bigger. How about “Blue wHell”?

Well, sure; but both time and temperature matter.

Oh, he does indeed.

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I keep hoping he’ll finally just say “fuck it” and walk out to this:

Gotta give it some credit, though, for the first implementation of V(apeur)Tech.

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Acura’s marketing department responds:

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Dammit! NOW how am I going to pay for my Speedtail?

Commuters on the 680, on the other hand...

Well, there’s THIS long-promised thing:

Holy....Imma need one of those.

KILLER souvenir...how was attendance? Decent crowds?

That’s from an alternate timeline where the president is Donkald Trump.

Apparently, it was the lead role.