And a serviceable salad.

And a serviceable salad.

Actually, yeah. The woman who plays Jill Valentine needs terrible things to happen to her, if for nothing else so she never acts again.

Actually, yeah. The woman who plays Jill Valentine needs terrible things to happen to her, if for nothing else so she never acts again.

I got dragged to this by a dear friend of mine, who has shitty taste in movies. I spent the movie developing a list of horrible experiences I would rather go through then this film. The list includes: labor; stroke; gang rape; anesthetic-free colonoscopy, root canal, castration, etc.; coming out of the closet during a…

I got dragged to this by a dear friend of mine, who has shitty taste in movies. I spent the movie developing a list of horrible experiences I would rather go through then this film. The list includes: labor; stroke; gang rape; anesthetic-free colonoscopy, root canal, castration, etc.; coming out of the closet during a…

Now I want to sit outside a megachurch and tweet about all the judgmental, ignorant fucks who go in and out. You wanna see some sad looking people? Attend a church here in the rural south. And what's ironic is, a lot of those people have had abortions.

Now I want to sit outside a megachurch and tweet about all the judgmental, ignorant fucks who go in and out. You wanna see some sad looking people? Attend a church here in the rural south. And what's ironic is, a lot of those people have had abortions.

I'm wondering if Jeyne is being used to set up the anti-slavery thesis that comes up with (SPOILER, MAYBE?) Dany becoming a conqueror, and Tyrion's journeys across the narrow sea? Perhaps they're starting to lay the groundwork for where the story shifts. Also, has this joke been done already: A Bong of Ice and Fire?…

I'm wondering if Jeyne is being used to set up the anti-slavery thesis that comes up with (SPOILER, MAYBE?) Dany becoming a conqueror, and Tyrion's journeys across the narrow sea? Perhaps they're starting to lay the groundwork for where the story shifts. Also, has this joke been done already: A Bong of Ice and Fire?…

*turns to tell the goat*  She pronounces bagel 'bah-gel.'

I like to think even the most awful things can have positive results. Like the Plinkett reviews.

C'mon guys, Michael Bay didn't ruin my childhood. Fucking polio did.