This show just makes me feel bad about the characters and bad about myself.

Jason Bateman is the Socratic ideal form of Jason Bateman.

I'd like to hear your attempt at a swiss/french/german/creole/russian/serbian/mongolian/tuvalun accent.

It's amazing how 25 kazoos can sound so much like only one kazoo.

It's not a humor!

Last I heard he updated his security clearance paperwork, which previously had no instances of meetings with foreign contacts. It now lists over 100 which he "forgot."

I wouldn't say they were "dumb," but definitely socially oblivious.

The other two are Tegan and Sara.

I'm picturing a "Lottery" esque system where everyone receives a number and the last person to figure out if it's prime or not is sacrificed. You'd want an even number, but still get to say "may the odds be ever in your favor."

Maybe I've been on this website for too long, but I swear I've seen the exact phrasing "stadium-sized snoozefest that was High Violet" before.

Did it happen? Did video kill the radio star?

[guy third from right]: "This isn't the Weird Al video shoot for Fat…"

I'll assume you've seen the original show. Imagine a room full of corporate types watching that and, and then deciding to update it so that millennials would like it, without once asking a millennial's opinion in the process.

Is it not pronounced "La-cwah?"

I can't help but hear his pronunciation of Cannes as "cunt."

24 bottles of spring water, spring being his favorite flavor.

I asked for no cheese on my sandwich today, so I'm basically Bieber.

False. They don't drink coffee in Utah.