I was saying boo-urns.

I'm big enough to say this comment deserved more stars.

Exactly. Nobody ever remembers that Nero was an awesome fiddler.

This article could not be a bigger, more petulant, wet blanket. I voted against him twice (yes, it was a vote against him), and obviously don’t view his presidency favorably. But he was awesome in the few months following 9/11, and this moment was a highlight (when I/we still needed one) that still gives me chills.…

Can someone link me to Deadspin’s article each time President Obama does his NCAA bracket on SportsCenter?

Hearing Magary call me a fucko is like getting your Army Dad back at an NFL halftime show

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

Before any Patriots fans comment:

Good grief indeed! I fixed that header, thank you for noticing. It's correct everywhere else, yeah?

No, we will all be saying, “How is that ratfucker Tom Brady cheating this time?” since that’s the narrative forevermore.

Perfect. $1,300 to read comics. Sounds like a good investment.

Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Apple

I think I love you.

He likes the Vikings. Every team gets roasted. Welcome to Deadspin.

People who think Boston is the best city in the world have only been there and Akron.

To be fair, Ditka was carried off that day too...

MAKE BEARS GREAT AGAIN

Which is why every team was docked a first round draft pick for doing the exact same thing.

Oh, good sir. Did you not live through the Conde Nast Gawker incident? Retractions are for suckers, and it’s how we got this more gentle serif’d font.

You’re both welcome to and fully entitled to your awful opinion.