"'The nicest thing I've ever done for a girl was pulling out.' I was basically screaming at that."

Was I imagining it, or did "Terry" look really still during Mike's radio-rage incident?

One of the Chunky Soups? It was probably inedible right from the start, in that case.

Yeah. I noticed that boo boo too.

Is this an appropriate time to mention how much Catherine's paintings suck?

It didn't make sense to me either that she didn't unmask at least one of them, and that at the end of the fight they just walked away from her. I was left thinking that she already knows who they are.

And "MFDG" doesn't play well, besides.

Is it a bad sign that, after following this show faithfully for all of its run, I forgot all about it this week? I totally spaced it, to the point of even being disgusted that there was absolutely nothing on! I am getting impatient with the show, it's true, and I'm tiring of its schticky time jumps and misdirection —…

Same here. I thought it was some stupid thing she quick thought up to justify to Josh why she wasn't at work, then… I said out loud "It's real!"

The scenario of finding a working freezer is not the feast for the eyeballs that the bacon orgy was. We're talking purely entertainment value here. The spectacle of two men in bacon face is a different animal from the strictly practical aspects like agriculture and solar power.

Weekend Tuesday? Who'd have thought!

Fruit trees can pollinate via wind. Many plants can.

If the wind still blows, a major mount of pollination will be taken care of.

Canned foods two years past date are most likely okay as long as the cans aren't bulging or leaking, and if my food supply we're really running out I'd open the cans and check out the contents for spoilage before I'd start crunching down crickets.

The best scenes from this episode were the bacon rapture, and Phil and Todd together in the stocks. Let's hope the show leaves these characters' tendency to torture each other behind. Still, that leaves the ongoing problem of Phil 2.0 who has proven himself a grudging asshole—it makes me wonder how he managed to get…

Apparently you missed Phil 2.0 closing the padlock with great satisfaction, as well as the still photo that shows the lock plainly. That said, the arm openings were more than big enough to pull out of, and the neck opening looked generous too.

How depressing that in 2023 X-Factor will still be a thing.

“You smell like roasted corn.” “What?” “I SAID YOU SMELL LIKE ROASTED CORN!” "THANKS!!!"

I loved reprehensible Underwood on House of Cards but gave up on that series during the third season when the show forgot where it was going. Evil characters need reasons for their evilness and HoC ran out of reasons.

I'm thinking that they're in the late Gordon's beach house using up his swankier food and wine stores, thus the discussion of the food supply running out. Even though the mozzarella looked really fresh I doubt that anyone in that group is the cheesemaking kind.