PROBABLY that’s “brighter” than the first star of the evening, which is traditionally very bright (which is why you see it first). So, to be brighter than that would be really something! But to be “right under” it would be a pointless achievement hardly worthy of mentioning in a motivational speech.

yes

Like, what was the deal with the aliens in Asylum? Were they real or a hallucination or . . . ? And if they were real, what did they want, exactly?

I’ll just add that DAMON DOES NOT EVEN MENTION J LO. That’s the author. He’s just talking about a few years of Affleck’s life.

Like honestly what is wrong with this quote? He is saying he thinks his friend was misunderstood and in a bad relationship. Which is bad because....?

honestly tho, 50 First Dates is a GREAT movie. It’s actually really instructive for Sandler, because all the garbage he does that is usually hateful and boring actually works in this movie. It’s the “oh, that’s what he’s going for” of all his movies.

“Can you believe someone took our thing and made something else with it?” — Stevie Wonder, Queen&David Bowie, Rick James, The Isley Brothers, Shakespeare . . .

I cannot believe that they’re casting movies based on looks now. Disgusting.

really really can’t believe someone as modest and reluctant to act like she knows best as mallory ortberg found some reason to dislike someone, seems crazy

the hottest media complaint of 2010!

this is all ridiculous bullshit

Apologies if this is a naive question, but . . . so what?

Did the NSA make ReBoot?!

biracial people can get tans, too

I have had the Denver The Last Dinosaur theme stuck in my head, on and off, since roughly 1990. It is amazing. I do not remember the show, at all. It was basically Encino Man, I think?

"A person's entire value is determined by his skin color and family" - everyone on this thread

I don't know if "safety" is the word you're looking for, in this article about gifs.