the simpsons IN the future, so a little of both

Will the Democrats get stuck with a recession they didn’t make but get blamed for TWICE in just over a decade? Yes! 

let’s be real, the major purpose of Kinnect with Xbox One was to monitor your living room and sell you ads. Microsoft had big, big plans there they totally ditched. 

So the WaPo story says the cops wanted to draw blood to “protect the trucker” (the unconscious one), who was “not suspected of a crime.” Leaving aside the faulty logic of that, seems more likely that it was to incriminate him, as he’d been severely injured in a police chase; a 2013 ruling by the Utah Supreme Court…

yes, so let’s all be Marxists, because there’s an ideology that’s never failed.

I know it’s cool now to want a hellish all-out streetwar between right and left for total dominance of the polity, but guess what people have actually done that lots of places it pretty much blows.

Yeah, Al Gore and George Bush are just the same, man, Hillary and Trump, man.

my dudes like 80% of the nicest shit in New York was built as a huge middle finger to the South, including: Lincoln Square, Union Square, Grand Army Plaza (later we built a national monument for Grant’s tomb). The confederacy got a couple of tiny streets within an army base.

Full Throttle is not a good game.

playing videos in your cube without headphones is more offensive that the language in this video

someone watched Seaquest as a kid. . .

they’re about to roll out the big DLC/update, and are heavily promoting the idea that you become a “premium subscriber” to the game. Would guess it’s tied up with that somehow.

Fashion is not about representing the world. It’s about creating a fantasy. And if you feel like that fantasy doesn’t represent reality . . . that’s kind of the point of a fantasy?

Gamestop, like all physical video game retailers, makes razor-thin margins. I once had a long conversation with an independent retailer in New York about this, a few years ago. He said he’d often have to take a loss on selling new consoles just to get some edge over Gamestop, who was itself making less than $10 profit…

guys the whole point of this bit is that the joke is on conan for not knowing about these things — it’s called “clueless gamer,” as in conan is the one without a clue.

I’ve been playing games my entire life and I find these sketches pretty funny. If you can’t stand extremely mild jokes from conan where he’s basically…

I still play Destiny every few days. I KNOW. Bright side: everyone playing other games means I ALWAYS WIN at Destiny.

How dare these people have thoughts!

very offensive to everyone who naturally has rainbow-colored dreads

I’m a big fan of Inside Man, and frankly wish Lee would have made a dignified transition to genre films in his old age. You could call it selling out, or silencing yourself, but 30 years into your career, rich and successful, you have to realize that you’re not plugged into the zeitgeist and the struggle in the ways…

managers are not a race of slithering worm monsters, created from rotting wood by spontaneous generation. They are workers who were given raises. Which is what you’re always saying every worker needs. If you fire them, they become workers who are out of work. This is a category of people for whom you feel deeply, and…