Pretty cool that Ignatius J. Reilly is a Raiders fan. Seems out of character, but whatever.

I would go with Apple. Used to be run by a legit megalomaniac and was massively successful. Now run by someone trying to be his predecessor but not cut out for it. Still getting by on an average-to-decent product guilded in former mystique.

Because crushing your woman’s skull is illegal in most jurisdictions.

This is perfect for me because I can only get off on my own smug sense of superiority.

“Problem solved!” -Dan Snyder

Pigs ride hogs.

Dammit, they’ve been the Miami Marlins for a few years now and I still call them the Florida Marlins.

My stance is this. I identify as one culture group and I want a specific kind of experience while gaming. I gravitate towards games that cater to my playstyle and give me the gaming experience I desire.

MLB just insured it’ll spread.

Given the staff’s political leanings, I assume we’ll endorse fucking Bane or something.

Our presidential endorsement is: dissolve the United States.

Also because all events must be spun to support your own personal political agenda.

What are you talking about? It’s incredibly easy to convert a three-point shooter into someone who takes long 2s instead.

It’s extremely masculine to drink only beer. I think that’s been well-established.

I guess that’s the unfortunate reality that happens when your website pisses off a major publisher :(

That’s in Myanmar ( Burma ) not China

The weekly show better be called “Bob Ross’s Happy Little Stream”!

I don't know from the horrors of space oil, but I do know there's no reason to waste a single drop of the precious contents of your honey bear, which can be extracted merely by immersing the bear in some scalding hot water, or, if you like, popping it into the microwave for 20 seconds or so, which heat greatly reduces…