Terrible idea what if all she does is game. I'd rather have a girl that cooks, clean, and is a freak in the bed.

You and I come from different schools, sir.

the euphoric one beer buzz is the best.

If they’re an uber beer snob they’ll tell you “sours”. At least the one’s i know do.

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.

This is a huge free agent signing, I can’t wait to read Zach Lowe’s analysis.

Probably about 60% of NBA conversations between me and my friend.

1) Joke about WNBA being unpopular
2) Joke about how there are so many ESPNs
3) Joke is an overused reference to a movie from more than five years ago

Congrats, you are now a drive-time sports radio host. Please pick up your bottle of spray tanner and wrap-around sunglasses at the front desk.

It’s understandable that Cousins would be a little crusty when asked about Papagiannis, but on the bright side he’s only a couple of years away from making some big cheese in free agency.

This is such a cop-out. He is clearly just doing this to avoid getting punched in the balls by Draymond in next year’s playoffs.

Dellavedova is the one that made us gasp most, I think.

As a Celtics fan, Jimmy Butler was the only name being floated around that i would like them to make a run at, and it sounds like Chicago was going swing for the fences. Danny Ainge was just on the radio, and spoke about this- there weren’t realistic chances to move down, and they had a player they liked much more…

Thank god that “THAT GUY” didn’t take Friday off.

In a literal fight between a bunch of warriors and a bunch of baby cows, who would win? Don’t be so quick to say the group of warriors would do it. The Rock has some pretty big calves. And sometimes, a calf will bite you. Also, why won’t this headache go away? And why does it smell like burning feathers?

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

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Icelander here!

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

Slow. fucking. clap.

I was frustrated to the point of tears by the local and national media's shameful, abhorrent coverage of the death of Sean Taylor, especially in the immediate aftermath, when Taylor was presented to the public as an agent of his own demise, apparently by virtue of the fact that he was a young black man who went to the…