Opponents have long known to avoid verbal confrontations with the BC Lions linebacker on the field. "Give Elimimian an inch, and he'll take 914.400 millimeters."

"Yeah Imma still pick up your kids for our daycare carpool on Monday, as per our scheduled agreement, but Imma be like 20 minutes late and I'm not apologizing, ya dig? And you best not be late to pick up mine on Tuesday, fool. Also, bitch, my wife and I had a lovely time on Saturday evening and your wife makes a…

I only do it when they are so profoundly ridiculous as to pose no threat to anyone but themselves. And prodigious use of the Dismiss button once they start spewing "Stupid cunt bitch" (which this one inevitably did with me, and I just erased it, because fuck him)

We have prioritized the female sexual experience

I don't understand how trolls like you get out of the grays.

Gee, I can't imagine why you're not having enjoyable sexual experiences with women. Maybe few of them have the patience or stamina to spend hours trying to placate a shrieking manbaby. It's hard to get creative in bed when you're exhausted, or constantly worrying that you didn't do something exactly right. If you…

Football sucks

Ironic that quarterbacks are given protection afforded to that of a fragile piece of glass at a museum, yet no penalty flag is thrown when they use the crown of their helmet as a guided missile against a defender.

i've played rugby. you NEVER lead with your head, and this stuff doesn't happen. i've played soccer, a lot, at really high levels, and though there are head injuries (and sometimes serious ones) they do not occur because someone is leading with their head. and i've played lacrosse, which though it features helmets…

It's really encouraging to see that Johnny Manziel is taking time out of his weekend off to hone his "stand on the sideline watching your team lose" skill.

Penn State seems to have a predilection for slamming people in the head.

Someone needs to teach QBs (and RBs) how not to lead with the helmet.

What the fuck is wrong with Americano?

I lost my apatite....

So pretty. This and flourite are my favorite.

No, they're doing fine selling cancer to India and other countries that don't have anti-asbestos laws.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Having also worked at a university, I can doubly verify that 50-75% sounds about right (if not a little low). I think the maladjusted professors are especially skilled at sniffing out the lowest person on the hierarchy of any workplace and laying into that person mercilessly.

As a college professor I fully believe this and am also somewhat relieved to hear this, because at least 50-75% of my colleagues are insane and sometimes I question if its thats a normal average for coworkers.

Not a great movie (there's a reason it had no other nominations), but his performance was staggering.