Come now. The NFL fans are too easy a mark for the troll to be that good. But thanks for the support!
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Paticipants Are Heros, Go Team Yeah!

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Yeah, I just felt like fanning the flames. I was watching the Als TiCats game, then started checking out some of the NFL matches and came across this. It was so bad I had to post.

Sadly, Cleo Lemon may have played that day.

It's euphemism we use in Calgary after this guy bought the Stamps. He then proceeded to destroy the team, first by giving his son (Kevin) the head QB job, then inserting his personal butler (Fred Fatari) to do things like call plays, tell the coaches what players to use during a game, etc. The head coach Wally Buono…

I really hope that some sport information sites begin to cover CFL. I understand that there's absolutely no money in it, ergo it's completely avoided by american media. But still, football fans in the USA should be shown all the fun football that happens up north, so they can tune in to games when there's no NFL games…

People watch this C-list quality over the CFL? I can't believe it. That guy wouldn't be hired to polish balls in the CFL. How did he get hired? The NFL is supposed to be the top tier in terms of athletic ability.

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As was your reply, so it all evens out now.

About the same degree as a verbally-but-not-physically aggressive panhandler, and/or a happy-but-loud-and-obnoxious drunk person trying to catch one's attention in public. So not that bad...

Fair enough!

I'm getting flummoxed at the 'authority creep' wherein police seem to be allowed to respond to any infraction — bylaw, traffic, etc. — by immediately killing the transgressor in order to stop the transgression. I can see these cops getting off with no prison time, and yet they responded to seeing a man bycycling…

"Well, # 1 has to be shared between cyclists and those fucking runners." — People out for a walk on a Saturday morning.

Hear, hear.

Man I hope the NFL teams pass on him because of his size, so he can come up north and get his wheels going on the bigger, faster fields of the CFL. Cam Wake cut his chops up here, and maybe Sam can do the same.

With any luck, now he can become the first openly gay player in the CFL. I'd love to see the Stamps sign him, but honestly Ottawa and Toronto could both use him more. They're pretty thin at that position compared to Calgary, so he'd have a better chance to play with those teams.

I know there's no money to be had, but if someone wants good sport to follow, the CFL is happening. August is always a good month for me — lots of football action, and it's warm enough to go out and enjoy the games. Horsepower!

Ahh, the team whose run tenacity and crazed defence led a Tribune writer to refer to them as the football equivalent of Joe Louis, hence the Blue Bombers! I'm so glad they're back in the West, it means the curse has been lifted, and they're now a respectable and formidable team again. Sorry about those Camouflage…

"Argonauts. As much as I despise them, they've always had one of the cooler sport handles." — Stampeder fan.

Hear, hear.