Of course it’s always been there (well, since 1964) - Hillary’s just trolling moderate Rs to try to get them to stay home in disgust at the current volume of the dogwhistles. If that takes a bit of flattering, eh, whatever.

I love those foot warmers! there’s nothing more comforting on a long trip than feeling like you’re slowly being eaten alive by a Muppet.

I feel jipped, I was promised 500 days and only got 400 something! Give me the rest of my days Denton!

MADELEINE DAVIES: The character I most relate to is Fabrizio because, based my life so far, I’m pretty sure my purpose is to piggyback on other people’s decisions while adding some annoying-yet-colorful background noise, then get crushed by a smokestack.

That’s why I thought too. Is it an apology if you don’t address it to the person you’ve wronged and directly acknowledge the thing that you did wrong? If you were training a child how to apologise, you’d say, “No, Donald. Say say *properly*”.

His turnarounds are always short lived. Rest assured, come Monday he’ll be bonkers again, blaming Obama and Hillary for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Gotta admit, this scares me a tiny bit. If he can keep reading the teleprompter and avoid picking fights with babies and gold star families for the next ten weeks, and if there’s another Clinton “scandal” (which will almost certainly turn out to be a big fat nothing, but Fox News will never let people realize that), I…

Sometimes, in the heat of debate and speaking on a multitude of issues, you don’t choose the right words or you say the wrong thing...

Internet hate (presented as ironic fear) for this seems so ridiculous. Fraternity men are out there chanting “no means yes, yes means anal”. Sorority women are out there videoing clapping games in doorways. Only one of those two things is “scary” or “hellish”.

People on the internet obsessed with a cat. I did not see that one coming.

Not drums. But fake drums. Those fuckimg bucket bangers. I always want to stop and teach them proper stick technique.

Very high speed.

Are you saying that the real Kotaku was in us all along?

NASCAR Dodge Doge, of course!

My cat literally jumped on my husband’s back while we were mid coitus. This was also the night our daughter was conceived. I don't think it's a coincidence.

I completely understand. This is Tuco Ramirez, and yes...she creeps many a man out :(