There's a guy on the 6 train here in Manhattan in the morning with the most AMAZING afro. It's Angela Davis good. He's super cool looking.

obviously you don't live in Manhattan.

As soon as the population is thinned considerably the world will be a better place.

So twenty seconds ago.

Honestly the best part of getting older is you just don't give a shit. That, and you also cant remember if you ever gave a shit about that and so you don't...give a shit.

My cats lick it up.

Don't forget goats. Everyone needs a goat.

Only if you stick them in your ass.

So happy Rachel Zoe is finally starting to look like Mae West.

You HAVE to eat at MARU. Thats all. You need to say nothing.

As an openly gay man I can honestly say I'm super relaxed and pleasant to be around. Of course a good prescription and a bottle of wine helps me achieve that state, otherwise I would be a serial killer.

Never crashes, not slow, who keeps a phone for two years?

Nice linoleum floor.

I'd rather be FAB-U-LOUS than NORMAL any day.

Two things. I actually saw him in concert at Radio City before he died. We laughed from beginning to end. Second. I went to the Liberace "museum" in Vegas. There was a woman sitting at the exit door asking people to sign a petition to get the Post Office to issue a Liberace stamp. Of course we signed it and told the…

Who cares about Bethenny Frankel?

Umm. Guinea Pig. Duh.

I'm sure he already knows this, but you can live without your stomach. Take it out, it's done all the time for stomach cancer.

It attests to her flexibility

I loved living down the hall from her. Her assistant? would be banging on her door at five am trying to wake her up.