Never crashes, not slow, who keeps a phone for two years?

Nice linoleum floor.

I'd rather be FAB-U-LOUS than NORMAL any day.

Two things. I actually saw him in concert at Radio City before he died. We laughed from beginning to end. Second. I went to the Liberace "museum" in Vegas. There was a woman sitting at the exit door asking people to sign a petition to get the Post Office to issue a Liberace stamp. Of course we signed it and told the…

Who cares about Bethenny Frankel?

Umm. Guinea Pig. Duh.

I'm sure he already knows this, but you can live without your stomach. Take it out, it's done all the time for stomach cancer.

It attests to her flexibility

I loved living down the hall from her. Her assistant? would be banging on her door at five am trying to wake her up.

Please Victoria, the casting for the remake of What Ever Happened To Baby Jane is never going to happen. Take that stupid thing out of your hair.

I had plenty of sex as a teenager with people older than myself. I certainly don't consider at age 16 that you were "molested" in any way. He certainly should not go to jail.

spek

This is really funny that you do this since I sing Madonna songs, complete with dance moves to my two cats constantly. They listen and watch intently but I know they are secretly saying to each other in cat-spec.....Oh my God, these old Gays and Madonna, PLEASE GIVE IT UP ALREADY.

Amazing food. The best I've had on a plane, and the best experience flying I have ever had. Business class from NYC to Tokyo was a food heaven. Love.

I would first give half away to charity. I would then move to Tokyo and live in the Park Hyatt Hotel. At some point I would decide to stop walking and would hire some hot stud to carry me around. At this point I would develop a severe drug and alcohol problem. As my health failed I would change my will and leave the…

Funny conversation I had about this.

Not true. As a handsome 50 something gay man I can honestly say more 20 somethings want to have a roll with me now more than ever. Of course me writing out a check to them as they leave might have something to do with it.

Jumping Girl

Yes. But. I just came back from two weeks in Tokyo and not once experienced anything like this. In fact I was shocked that the train was so civil and not overcrowded. Oh, and by the way...spotlessly clean.

Certainly not fair that there is no White or Spanish Friday.