Running and texting.

The original iPhone launch. I picked mine up and there was an obvious problem with it. I texted a friend that I was taking it to the Apple store. After he texted me back and asked how did it go....I responded, "No problem they exchanged it, all I had to do was blow the guy"...of course I sent this text to a clients…

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Well it is flat. Isn't it?

Cute dogs. Ugly sofa.

Really? The cat has a claw not a fang. The reason a cats claw is "toxic" to a bird is that it rips them apart.

Looks like every drawer in a jewelry store.

Totally disagree. The ONLY reason I even want the phone is because it comes in bright yellow.

Imani and Simba.

If you buy one of the Nexus lines from Google you will always have the latest OS.

Well they aren't mine, but here are a few from my co-worker.

Just what we need. More crappy stores in Chinatown.

Dyson have been the worst vacuums I have ever used.

Well. It is sustainable.

Well I've posted this before...I was walking down the street in NYC when a group of kids walked by and called me Fag. I quickly turned towards them and said. "That's RICH fag to you." Laughed to myself and walked on.

No. Since my mother lives with me.

Is he single?

From the Mayo Clinic site.....

Bought the bright orange ones yesterday. The Nike store was full of people buying them.

Out of view: Martians laughing hysterically at crude ship sent by earthlings. Seconds later ship is vaporized.