"Doing a few lines of coke, popping a few percocet, or smoking some weed every so often isn't gonna kill you."....Best line ever.

I always knew a flashlight and a tissue would make a great weapon.

Her gay husband would make a much better Marilyn.

We had 8 rams on the farm when I was growing up. I agree. 16 would have been over kill.

I'm definitely getting the "gaming" model, so whenever anyone asks me what I do on it, I can say.."Nothing, just some games". Yes. I'm THAT person.

I have to say the new album has some really great stuff on it. "I'm Addicted" is every night out in a screaming club dancing your ass off and having a great time. Of course now I'm doing that in my apartments living room, but still, you get the idea.

A friend on mine was on Selling LA. Same story. Staged.

Is that Madonna on the cover?

Shoot them. Always works.

Using all his powers that the family was unaware of, Sparky, recently rescued from a shelter, liquefies the human infant that was too close to his water bowl.

If you can find a one bedroom apartment in a new modern building in Manhattan for 3000 dollars you should grab it. That's a deal.

"Look what I found" always works for me.

You obviously don't own their stock.

I love 24 year olds. No drama. They come over, we play some video games, fuck, eat an ice cream sandwich and then I walk them to their bus, make sure they get on OK, wave and walk away.

The whole story sounds fishy.

Fake NYPOST headline..."Debra Messing with her marriage"

If she dies in the Snow White movie I'll go see it, but I don't think that's how the story goes.

If I knew this was really a new "telling" of the story and Kristen Stewart would die I would go see it.

All I could focus on was the dirty laundry all over the floor.

I hate the name...sounds like something on the menu at a Mexican Restaurant.