Take 2000(dose) a day. Your levels will rise. I'm not a doctor, but my test was WAY low and now it's climbing up there just fine.

Wow what a stupid racist remark. "If your(you're)going to marry an Asian women(woman)."...which means what exactly? That there's something wrong with Asian? or that since your not marrying "white" you need to be extra selective?

You didn't get the 38 dollar asking price at the bell, but if you waited it out for a few hours you got pretty close.

I hope she's waving goodbye in that photo.

Except Facebook isn't storing my 10,000 photos. Flickr is.

Can't the mad scientist who created Monster Kim, please come forward and take her back. She's not fit to live with the human race and needs serious reprogramming.

Horse: "OMG...here they come...OMG....I'm so scarred....what if they see me?....PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, don't let them see me. I'm going to stand real still......OMG, there're running right past...hehe.....losers."

My favorite mom story. Moms 80, from the old world, where everyone is described by their religion or skin color or whatever. One day mom calls. She tells me she and dad want to get a new bed. I say "great". She says there's only one problem....they have to sell their mattress first. I stupidly say "Who the hell would…

Wow. Gotta love Anna Wintour. Now if the rest of America would step up to the plate maybe we can just get her barred from everywhere.

From certain angles the riders look like cardboard cutouts.

Can you please also start the "Flyin Kids" all children airlines. I'll invest in that one.

Cocaine Tampons? Was that on Lifehacker?

The bus doesn't cost 700 dollars.

Please for the love of God, someone make Kim Kardashian disappear. Are there any magicians in the house?

I don't know. Instead of thinking they got older or have families now, why not look at what kind of numbers their films have been pulling in. I mean Kate Hudson is cute, but Kate Hudson is cute. That's kind of it isn't it? How long can "cute" translate to box office? I've been a fan of Diaz forever, but the car…

I love this movie. Think it's great. Great story. Except almost from the beginning I said "Whoever wrote this takes Ritalin". Still think so.

I'm pretty sure I beat the gay out almost daily.

In support, I promise to not have sex with any teenagers today. Thank-you.

I love sex. I love violence. I love baby dragons.

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