I'm all for owning people. Hermes bags are getting old.

Great article. Really. I use to be a big SONY fan. TV, Walkman, Headphones ect. You name it, I had it. That all stopped years ago. I can't put my finger on it, but it just somehow stopped being interesting.

@redbeansandricedidmi....My cats get everything in the will. Apartments in Hawaii and Tribeca plus cash. I wish I would be alive to see my boyfriends face.

The original iphone launch. I got mine. Had problems and had to return it. A friend texted me asking if the exchange was a big deal. I said..."No I just had to blow the guy behind the counter"....problem was I sent that to my friends husband. Hours later my phone lit up with a text from him...."Hope it was good"....It…

The last time I ordered lamb it wasn't jumping.

The Kate Moss/McQueen "peppers ghost" is also one of my favorites.

Gives new meaning to EAT MY SHORTS!

Where does one go to get bear cubs?

It was his Swan Song.

Please For Gods sake, can't she disappear.

Does she still do the Chicos Ads?

I should have picked one up when they had them at my local pet shop. Now they'll all be gone.

When I was a child my fathers mother came to visit us for a few days. I don't remember what prompted me, but a sign magically appeared on my bedroom door that read "No Fat People Allowed" Punishment followed.

Wow. We just visited this place after friends of ours in SF showed us their collection of carnivorous plants. It's an amazing store.

As my great grandmother always says...If you're going to be stupid enough to kill someone, don't be stupid enough to use Facebook.

Yeah. But here's my favorite dance dare.

I'll stick to abusing prescriptions.

Got to travel in it once. I still have my goodies bag they used to hand out.

Where's Niecy Nash?

@alexandreTheRed...Umm, wet farts.