"It's smaller than I thought"

Is she wearing a flotation device?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

NYC not being there just confirms my thoughts that we have no crime.

When I lived in the East Village...way back when..the ice cream truck would park under our window. After we threw a dozen eggs at it from our apartment it never came back.

...and he's not Gay!

Yawn. Where's the loop?

Use any "normal" hair shampoo. Dont use anything that is for color treated or damaged hair. You want your shampoo to clean your hair, thats all. If you can skip a conditioner thats fine. Try using a spray on one...John Frieda makes a spray on conditioner that wont make your hair oily, but will help on the combing…

At my job here in Manhattan almost half the staff eat pb and J sandwiches every afternoon for snacks.

How many Marilyn Monroe dresses do I really need?

What an ass hole.

I dont buy it.

I predict it will get dark tonight. Thank you.

Driving up topless, to the local take-out window always works for me.

Please everyone....open your windows at 559 pm tomorrow and start screaming.."its the end of the world".

Couldn't they have given away to underprivileged kids or someone...what a disgusting waste.

Having fried chocolate cake for dinner since tomorrow is end of world.

Oh my God, is that my dad?

Dear. Your botox is calling.

Except going for a drive doesnt melt your skin off.