Nice hair. Did she just pick it out of the laundry.

I always leave animal noise messages if i call a wrong number and there is an answering machine. Chickens and dogs and an occasional cow are my specialties. I want to meet this teacher.

Can we please stop talking about this on this site..god. Lane needs to get over the fact that she wasnt the star of the movie and stop her whiney media stampede. The chorus is waiting dear. Step back into it.

Well, it does if you want to sleep with one of your co-workers.

Yeah all that, but its funny, I HATE my Dyson vacuum.

My first computer was the Franklin Ace, which believe it or not was an Apple Clone. I had a dial up modem and connected to bulletin boards that I found listed in magazines. Fun.

Adding my gripe. When I hit the back button on my mouse, if Im reading an article I dont go back a page, the article just keeps refreshing.

Lane, since we have Saturday Night Social, can we please have Sunday Breakfast? or Sunday Brunch as a comment section. Thankyou. Love Slave.

Oh well, at least she got something out of it.

Please. Madonna is always safe.

So. Sorry, whats the point of this story?

I know I've posted my cats here before, but I just had to share this. Enjoy!

Three days later Child Services came and took her children away.

Umm. Hello. No one. And I mean NO ONE, is willingly trying to "imitate" you. Dust on my floor is more interesting than you could ever happen to be.

Myst.

To bad she didnt use some of that money to buy a better box of hair color.

Dont forget this service is also a storage area for photos and documents.

Whatever. Go cry somewhere else Lane.

Just watched this here. I thought it was hysterical.