Turns out this was actually a missing child that was wearing a dog costume.

Being Hetero only protects you from being clever and having a fashion sense.

I'm trying to think of a clever answer but my mouths full.

Every day that I tell my maid to help me zip up my dress, I feel privileged.

Does anyone know why sister site, Gawker, will only display the mobile version on my Ipad?...even if I type in the url, it changes to mobile.

I never had a spider drive up and try and get me into the car with it. Just saying.

Gee what a surprise that the Dirtiest and Rudest airport in the world would be full of corruption.

Looks like the coffee table at Charlie Sheens.

No way she hasnt had work done. I call scam.

Not bad, just blah. Oh, and she has become the very person she publicly made fun off.

Seriously, I think its very sad that people, not just Kelly, feel the need to become the norm. What ever happened to wanting to be different and where did all the interesting people go? Sure we all get older and "grow up" but when did Cloning ourselves become the standard. What differentiates Kelly from anyone else…

I'm sitting having my first cup of Joe wearing a cone bra. Am I copying Madonna?

Weren't they always?

So true!...They are the most needy and demanding animals I have ever owned.....well, except for my boyfriend.

Umm....It means they are Bengals.

Bengals.

OMG...Thanks for putting the pussy shots up!.....Now they are really going to be impossible to live with!

I don't care what else he does,but you mess with the animals you go down.

Well I was going to get a 13 inch MBA tomorrow...should I wait?...Oh and Giz, all is forgiven..I love the new design....come to mama.

Ok...I COULD get use to it, but there are tons of tech problems going on today that color my opinion.