They’d send the fock’n Keyblade Masters.

The Mercy one was pretty moe, really good.

Wait, that sounds awesome.

Couldn’t you just play NBA Jam on Android or iOS?

Those graphics, though. Is this a mobile game??

Hey, congratulations! You’ve earned the “I assume everyone on Kotaku lives in the United States” achievement!

God, I’ve been wanting this game for years. Finally it gets a Steam release!

I’m Filipino, so yes I’ve tried dinuguan. I eat it every other week. And I was talking about weird fast food.

So we have the Double Down Dog and the Chizza from KFC, and now the Cheetos Quesadilla from Taco Bell. Is the Philippines coming down with some new “weird fast food” craze?

Those are some Spore-ass graphics, that’s for sure.

Oh god fucking NO. Why in the fuck do we have to cut and paste a deadbeat Murican into the role instead of just setting it in its own damn world? Why can’t they just adapt the story from a derivative work like Monster Hunter Orage?

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Good thing I got this in the Humble Tom Clancy bundle last year.

Damn, I used to waste my entire day just playing Cheat, Pterattack and Trouble at the National Neopian. I never really explored, so I rarely triggered any of those stumble-upon-free-shit events that would sometimes happen. I left after realizing it wouldn’t win me any street cred with the ladies in Puzzle Pirates.

Didn’t bother to read the article before watching the video, then I delayed reading it further because I ran out of tissues. I’m surprised at how this is a controversy at all, and am also surprised that the mods in /r/anime actually stonewalled so hard on their view that it wasn’t anime.

You get my star for the Thunderbolt Fantasy mention.

Yes, thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious. Would you maybe have understood that better if I worded it as “pushing 20" instead?

D.Va is 19, she isn’t a teenager anymore.

Ohoho, this is so original I’m considering buying the DLC before playing it—what a revolutionary idea!

There was an announcement that she wouldn’t be called Motoko Kusanagi in the film, for obvious reasons.