Sadly, animal heaven is just a zoo in human heaven.

Oh sure, they won’t let a murderer on their shows anymore, but they’re fine with a guy who mooned all of Green Bay.

The greatest horse racing picture ever taken is Secretariat down the stretch at the Belmont, with the jockey looking back over his shoulder to see the second place horse in another zip code.

I’m not a huge horse racing fan but that might be the coolest horse racing pic that I’ve ever seen. Great find.

Haha. My immediate thought.

Not to be outdone, Rob Gronkowski tweeted a picture of himself partying on a riverboat cruise through the flooded area.

“Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!”

This comment deserves so many more stars (but I’m rooting for Leicester, I don’t care how they have to win the title).

He’s going to go home and get screwed out of a win in the 94th minute?

Good to see you, GG. I’m lurking in late/early. No post. Learning a new career maybe (long hours yesterday). Just wanted to say hi and hope all is well. Great music.

Thanks. Coulda been worse.

Just stopping in to ruin your night.

I love his World Music Jam.

I always love the music that comes out of Daryl’s House!

The trick to enjoying Twitter is to just follow those you like and NEVER read the replies. That's where the trolls live.

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Here’s a tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it and expect it not to cower when you clumsily grasp at it. Just wait for it to approach you while your hand…

Missed opportunity: Randers’ Randy Ringleader Ravages Right Winger’s Roommate, Rues Romantic Rendezvous

You got your strange magic.